I'm sure I'm not the first person, and I'm sure I won't be the last person. 
But I'm having trouble rendering my video. Can someone give me better instructions on how to do it?
I read the tutorial/instructions that you have to send it Lightroom and I've done that and I still can't get it to render.
HELP!
If I knew it was gonna be this much work and effort (just to render), I would've thought twice about buying a copy of it.

So what exactly is your problem? You said, you followed the instructions on the workflow page: http://lrtimelapse.com/workflow
Where are you stuck?